Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A Royal visit?

The Queen may be coming to visit The 'merrie citie' of Wakefield for Maundy Tuesday/Thursday. Maybe the old gal will get a clean up (Wakefield that is) and no doubt fawning dignitaries and other Wakefield notables will be drafted in to fawn appreciably.

Part of the ceremony is the handing out of commemorative coins and, in times past, the washing of underlings' feet. The money is more than welcome (bring plenty) but I doubt EIIR's skills as a pedicurist although since the service has been cut from the NHS there would be plenty grateful of an opportunity.

Rumour has it that our noble Queen likes to enjoy herself and rightly so. May I suggest we throw a ball (fancy dress optional) and hold a hunt with hounds to mark the occasion? And please bring Harry, he seems alright enough despite the circumstances he lives his life under.

There are also many people deserving of a Royal pardon that I for one would be most willing to discuss.

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